12/29/09

Benny Can Do More than Throw

Oh, Hi Guys!  I see it has been a while since I've posted, and for that I apologize. I've been quite busy in my other life (read: non social media/blogging life): Christmas shenanigans, kitten hoopla, job what-nots, and - most importantly - my best friend just got engaged to one of the best guys I know, and I am her maid of honor!!!


(I love you guys, congratulations!)


Enough of my other life. Let's talk about one of the best things about the 'Burgh. Last week, Benny threw an impressive 500+ yards in a fantastic effort to defeat the Packers. This week, Benny surpassed the 4,000 yard-mark for the season, making Steelers History. Anyone who still has doubts about how great Ben Roethlisberger is as a NFL quarterback has either been living under a rock, in denial, or is holding some personal grudge against him. I'm not saying that Ben hasn't made some poor life decisions, but DAMN that boy can throw a football!

Recently, it seems like Benny is trying to make his personal life catch up to his professional life. Ans that is where the warm & fuzzy feelings begin.
A local pee-wee football team, the Thomas Jefferson Jaguars of the South Surburban Youth Football League  have been given the opportunity of a lifetime, thanks to Big Ben.
The 10-year old Thomas Jefferson Jaguars went 11-0 this season, and their Coach, Jim Nassick, wrote of this triumph to long-time Pittsburgh fan Snoop Dogg, who apparently runs a "Big Dog Bowl" in California, which hosts elite youth football games.
Although Coach Nassick wanted Snoop to fly to Pittsburgh and talk with his team about football and give the 10 year-olds the general Snoop Dogg Experience (read into that what you will), Snoop Dog declined. Snoop did, however, extend an invitation to for the mini-TJ Jaguars to come and play in his Big Dog Bowl.
 From what I have researched, Snoop Dog created the "Big Dog Bowl," which hosts 24 undefeated youth football teams nationwide and offers fun things like T-shirts, patches, and a trophy for the winner. Apparently, it is a big deal in the world of youth football, and obviously would be a huge hit for the kids to meet Snoop Dogg.
Very nice of Snoop to extend an invitation n'at, but a BIT pricey (as you can imagine) for a bunch of ten year olds to fly to California, play in a celebrity-hosted football playoff & championship, and then fly back to the 'Burgh.
Enter Benny. (*cue trumpets*)
Realizing that selling hoagies and candy bars wouldn't quite cut it in terms of raising enough money for the kids to all go, Coach Nassick wrote of this to Big Ben, who put up close to $20,000 for the pee-wee Jaguars to attend!
How nice of you, Benny! I may be biased, since these kids are from my hometown high school alma mater, but it makes me a feel a bit warm and fuzzy inside. And Benny has NEVER made me feel that way before. Especially now that he is rockin' a 70's porno stache:


Yowza! That is.....something.
Anyways, Ben has now proven his prowess both on and off the field, and his charity to my alma mater's pee-wee football league is DEFINITELY some of the Best of the 'Burgh.

12/15/09

Dear Mr. Mayor,

You know, for a blogger who writes about Pittsburgh in terms of extremes, it is sometimes a challenge when a subject is such an easy target to deem as the Worst of the 'Burgh. However, I have stayed far away of breaching the oh-so-available subject that is Mr Ravenstahl... I figured, that was PittGirl's area of expertise. Because, God knows, no one knows how to get to the core flaws of the Ravenstahl administration quite like her.
However.
The tuition tax has pushed too many of my "DO NOT PUSH. EVER" buttons.  As a recent graduate of a Pittsburgh university, and the fact that my brother has just started his freshman year at Duquesne University, this hits a bit too close to home. Besides the shady fact that Mr Mayor introduced what he calls the "Fair Share Tax," but I'll call the "I-don't-want-anyone-to-support-me-ever-again-Tuition Tax," days after getting re-elected, he decides to target one of the poorest demographics in the Burgh, the students. What is the thought process here, Mr Mayor? Did it go something along the lines of:
"What group of people can I tax that don't have any real income, are most likely not going to get a job upon graduation, and will owe thousands upon thousands of dollars over the next 20 years of their lives? AH! (lightbulb) The students! I hear Pittsburgh has a lot of colleges n'at. I shall tax the students, who have to pay $300 a book per class per semester! It is perfect! They don't have any real sway over this city. Muahaha!"(evil laughter fades into darkness).
Luckily, Chancellor Nordy has gotten all the Pittsburgh University Big Wigs to stand firm, and pretty much refuse this "I don't want anyone to support me ever again Tax" At the meeting this past Monday, it was reported that Nordy et al and Mr. Mayor exchanged quips, and basically both refused to budge from what they wanted.
Let me say right now, I have absolutely no political bias. I don't care for politics, stay out of them, and couldn't tell you a whole lot about Mr Mayor's political opinions, beliefs, and career. But I dont need to be a political expert to see the complete absurdity of this tax.  It is anything BUT fair. It is what made my opinion go from "meh, I'm apathetic towards you" to "Mr Mayor, you, sir, are pushing an idea that is the Worst of the 'Burgh." 
But, you know, it IS Christmas time.  And I am in the giving spirit. Perhaps I should give a very, very special gift to Mr Mayor for Christmas:


12/11/09

Feel Good Friday: Schweddy Balls, Baby

Call it ignorance, denial, avoidance, I don't care. I'm not even touching on last night and what may or may not happened in a crappy Ohio city. That did not make me feel good. You know what makes me feel great, and LOL and all that good stuff? This clip:






Sure, it may not have anything to do with Pittsburgh, but I bet any Burgher who watches it will laugh, because it is some of the best of SNL. So there. I win.

12/9/09

Winter in Pittsburgh: Best or Worst?

If you, like me, have lived in Pittsburgh all or most of your life, you know exactly how to prepare for the 6 month season.  From my experience, conversations and observations, Pittsburghers either love or hate winter. There is no in-between. Some of  us 
Burghers can't wait for October (as you know,when Pittsburgh winters start) and get all warm and fuzzy inside at the first snowfall. Then there are the other Burghers. Like me. I do not feel warm and fuzzy inside when I see the first snowflake hit the Steel City. Visions of sugar-plums do not dance in my head when I look outside my window and see everything covered in white.

  
I feel dread, fear and exhaustion at the first snowflake. Visions of gray slush and salt-trucks are the first things that come to mind when I see the alleged "winter wonderland" outside my window. This may shock you, but I don't participate in any winter sports. When I think of going to Seven Springs I don't think of skiing and snowboarding.... I think of reading books with an over-sized mug of hot chocolate by a fireplace.
To me, Pittsburgh winters are the worst of the worst; to other Burghers, they are the absolute best. Either way, there are a few things you need to know and have if you expect to survive October-March, otherwise known as Pittsburgh Winter.
*cue dramatic anticipatory music*


1. Salt Trucks are among the most fickle of creatures with unpredictable behavior. When the roads have no trace of ice and snow, you will generally witness an abundance of Salt Trucks, causing salt to fly every which way at your vehicle, but not really melting anything. However, when snow is covering your street and you can't drive 2 feet without slipping and sliding, it seems Salt Trucks have retreated into their homes, for they are no where to be found.


2. The roads are SLIPPY, not slippery.


3. If you think heating up your car will melt the ice off, you're wrong. You will need 3-4 heavy duty ice picks, and expect at least 15 extra minutes of elbow grease to create a small window through the windshield ice, so you can (kind-of) see while driving.


4. If you are so lucky to attend Stiller or Pitt games at Heinz Field, give yourself about an hour to dress in preparation.  This should give you enough time to pack on the multiple layers of long johns, spandex, Under Armor, and scarves needed in order to still feel your toes by the 4th quarter. Hunting gloves and boots, ski masks  and babushkas are also highly recommended. HINT: hand warmers aren't just for hands. Also, a friend or 2 of mine have mentioned to always carry a flask on your person (just sayin').


5. The snow is white for about 5 minutes, so take pictures while you can.  Shortly after hitting the ground, the snow is no longer pure white, but becomes tainted by grime, dirt, pollution and God knows what else.  Only in rural areas, blizzard situations, or the dead of night will snow remain white for a longer period of time.


6. In absence of your own, make fast friends with several people who have fireplaces.


7. If you see kids, or are invited to yourself, sled-riding in a grave yard, think nothing about the souls or families you might be disturbing and provoking into haunting you. That's where the best hills are, duh.


8. Oil up your e-brake. You will need it while driving sliding down hills throughout the season. Remember, practice makes perfect!


9. After a few nice days (read: 40+degrees) in February, you may think that winter is over. You're wrong. The damn groundhog ALWAYS SEES HIS SHADOW. Also, let's not forget the blizzard during St. Patrick's day of 1993:

(the achor's hair in this video rocks my socks off)


10. Accumulation, Nor-Easters, Winter Storm Warning and Winter Storm Watch are all terms you should be come familiar with, because they will come out of local news anchors mouths pretty much every third word (in between "Steelers" and "traffic")


Congratulations! You now have the most essential information you need to survive a Pittsburgh winter! After a few years, it will become second nature, and then you can join the rest of us Burghers in laughing at the south, where entire cities shut down after an accumulation of one puny inch.

12/4/09

Feel Good Friday: Newfound Love for Jake Gyllenhaal

As I was coming up with ideas and thinking about all the good stuff going on in Pittsburgh to Feel Good about this Friday (I'm lookin' at you, KissFM's Stuff-a-Bus & PittGirl's Make Room For Kids). There was so much generosity in Pittsburgher's hearts this weekend, and kids all over the 'Burgh will have a much better Christmas for it! 
Just as I landed on a topic, coworker Brianne shipped me a link about Jake Gyllenhaal.
Last night, on Jimmy Kimmel, in all his glory, Jakey G showed off his brand new STEELERS tattoo!!! Well, fake one. But still. Big Hug!


(photo from PGH post-gazette)

 He went on to talk about how much he enjoyed the Pittsburgh culture, and really got to know the city, via jogging around dahntahn and eating at Pamela's, Primanti Bros n'at.







Jake Gyllenhaal, I may have loved you before for your cuteness w/ Reese Witherspoon, or your acting, or how you go running in sleeveless tops dahntahn...but now, you have shot yourself up to Johnny Depp Level of Love. And for me in regards to celebrities, that is the HIGHEST level of love.
So, in addition to the phenomenal feel-goodness that comes from the 16.5 buses stuffed with toy for kids through KissFM's efforts, and the $10,000 raised via PittGirl's Make Room for Kids, there is one more thing to feel really, really, REALLY good about this Friday!


Here is the  WPXI link to watch the Jimmy Kimmel interview, where Jakey shows off his brand new (fake)Steelers Tattoo!!
*kisses*


You're Welcome. Also, LET"S GO PITT!!!!!!

12/2/09

Real Quick N'at

SO, I'm browsing the Post Gazette website this morning while my work program decides to take a snooze fest, and what do I find but a Postal Puzzle in Polish Hill in Pittsburgh.
Apparently, some British chick who moved to Pittsburgh from England because a dream told her to, decided to do a little "art" project.
When I say art project, I mean sending out over 620 hand written letters and postcards that arrived in the mailboxes of the residents of Polish Hill.
This story & image are both directly from PGH Post Gazette's website. (sorry PG, was just easier this way, don't hurt me). Read and Enjoy:

Stringing Christmas lights around the fence of the Immaculate Heart of Mary Church on Brereton Street yesterday, Cecilia Mocello said, "Father got one. It had something to do with corn. It made no sense."

The Rev. Joseph Swierczynski was busy conducting a funeral at the time; Ms. Mocello is his secretary.

"I got one," said Ruth Rizner, who was also stringing lights. "It made no sense. My sister got one."
The aptly named "mysterious letters" project of artists Lenka Clayton and Michael Crowe -- one living in Pittsburgh, one in England -- zeroed in on the hillside enclave, the second locale of the letter-writing project whose first recipients live in a seaside village in Ireland.

At Tai + Lee Architects on Brereton Street, architect William Hopkins received an envelope at his home up the street. The address is written in rounded, no-frills British handwriting; Polish Hill is not capitalized. Inside was a strip of a letter. The paper and the envelope look grayish and well-handled, like artifacts from an attic trunk. On the back of the strip instructions are written around and inside round stickers like the kind used to price yard sale items. "You have part 2," it reads. Two nearby neighbors have parts one and three. Who has part four?

"Maybe that's the mystery," said architect Alina Keebler, studying Mr. Hopkins' letter strip.

"I haven't had a chance to talk to the neighbors" who have the other parts, Mr. Hopkins said, adding, "It's an interesting project."
Architect Cathy Chung, who lives nearby, received a postcard addressed to her Chinese name, Chia-Jung. "It said, 'Hello Chia, how are you? My friends and I want to revive the tradition of letter writing.'"
It was made out of what looks like a holiday paper bag, she said.

"I feel like I missed out," said Ms. Keebler, who lives in Regent Square.
Over the past week, Polish Hill residents have inundated the Polish Hill Civic Association with calls and visits asking what in the heck this is all about. Terry Doloughty, who heads the association, posted a reassurance on http://blogski.phcapgh.org after doing a little research online.

People have since gone online to read about the project and the letters. They are all recorded at www.mysteriousletters.blogspot.com.

Several residents of Polish Hill have tried to engage the artists, many curious as to how they were chosen.
Ms. Clayton explained: "Through a series of fortuitous circumstances both Michael and I happened to be in Pittsburgh and chose the neighbourhood of Polish Hill as it had a manageable number of households (620) for us to write to in the two weeks we had. Also we liked the idea of sending letters up to a group of people living on a hill, looking down over the rest of the city."

She said the letters bore no return address. The intention was to cause recipients to talk amongst themselves. There is no exhibition, no record of the project beyond what's on the Web site, no end product.

Of her collaboration with Mr. Crowe, she said, "Our aim is to write to every household in the world."
Ms. Clayton said she moved from England to Pittsburgh with her husband, Seth, "due to a mysterious vision. I saw the word 'Pittsburgh' written in block fancy letters in my mind and we decided on that basis to move here."
Not everyone was struck with delight by the whimsy of the project.
Deb Jozwiak, a resident of Melwood Avenue, said a neighbor came by with several letters and said, "What is this? We all got these up on Bethoven.' He's a SWAT guy trained in threats and he said he was afraid to open them up, worrying about white powder.
"Some neighbors were kind of spooked by it. One woman who lives by herself got a letter that said something about coming to dinner."
Leslie Clague, a staff member at the Polish Hill Civic Association, said the office has fielded numerous calls and e-mails, some from people scared or made anxious by what the messages might mean.
"The reactions brought into contrast the different populations we have here," said Ms. Clague. "We are so diverse on Polish Hill. Some renters are disappointed they didn't get one," while one elderly woman who recently buried her husband received a letter in which he is mentioned, she said. Another was alarmed to read that two people she doesn't know want to visit her."
"I don't know, there are things about it that seem a little ..." Ms. Clague waved her hand back and forth to indicate mixed feelings. "If you are fearful, it doesn't take much" to inspire fear.
"It's a psychological test. To me, it's interesting on that level," she said.



Call me jaded and cynical, but Clayton sounds a bit off her rocker, no?
First, if I did everything my dreams tell me to, I would be running from a re-appearing crazy killer through my old high school, which looks eerily like the Cathedral of Learning. In rainbow toe socks.
Second, I love how the Polish Hillians' (thats right, Polish Hillians - way better than Polish Hillites) reactions are so extreme of one another. One guy is like, Oh man,I must go on a quest to find parts 2 & 3 of the letter, and the old lady in her babushka down the street from him is all, who the hell is Ben Affleck?!
Lastly, are we for real calling this "art"? Because I dont like it, and I'm putting it in quotes to imply my adamant doubt. I've never been one for abstract art, and this is about as abstract as it gets. This 620+ letter project  is as much "art" as my 2-year old cousin's drawings...which, in sum, is a colorful lump on top of a dot.

I'm not sure if this is the best or the worst of the 'Burgh, but I sure as hell haven't heard about this happening anywhere else in the world, so it certainly is....something.

11/30/09

Pick Me Up!

You know what I don't need immediately after the Steelers lose to the craptastic Baltimore Ravens? Signing onto Twitter or Facebook and seeing negative comments from Steeler fans.  I expect to get smack talk from other teams' fans....but our own Steeler Nation? Not cool, yinz. Some perspective, for those who can't seem to find any:


Should we have won that game? Yes.
Were we at a ridiculous disadvantage as a result of unfortunate luck? Yes.
Did we almost beat the Ravens w/ our 3rd string QB and no Polamalu? YES.


Alas, as Brandy once sang, "almost doesn't count," especially in the NFL. 
But.
How does Steeler fans being negative help our cause? Bitching and moaning and boo-hooing all over Twitter and Facebook, crying into your keyboard, or drinking yourself under your keyboard will not win us another superbowl. Leave the criticisms and advice to the professionals - you know, the people who can actually DO something about it. I'm talking to you, Omar  Mike Tomlin.
I understand you want to share your opinion and vent your anger and fall to your knees in a desperate, raging fit of confusion wondering "WHY GOD WHY".....but how about some Hope? How about some G.D. positivity?!  I know its hard.  But nothing worthwhile is ever easy. 


There was a silver lining amongst the negativity on Twitter, after we lost. And to those twitterers, I'd like to say, I LOVE YOU. Group hug!! Multiple Exclamation points!!!!
 I would re-tweet all of you, but I'd rather talk about your gloriousness in my blog post.
Here are the positive tweets about the Steelers, even after we lost.....I suggest all of Steeler Nation read & take note. They are my Pick Me Up :)


Tomlin Just Told The Press They Are Going To Unleash Hell In December The Steelers Will Not Go Quietly


  Dennis Dixon did a good job considering the circumstances. the season isnt over yet, Steeler Nation! *still sulking though*

SteelCityDiva
 Dear Dixon..for your first game you did AMAZING..major props to you your momma would be proud!

bocktowntapshot
Could Dennis Dixon reinvent a Slash position for us? Talent, speed and poise. Bonus got to see Palko in #Steeler uniform

freakshowmikey
Dear Steelers fans. We play the Ravens again. Bengals play the Vikings soon. If you give up now, good for you.

talonp
Good game, Baltimore. To B-more fans: You still almost lost with our 3rd string QB and our star safety out of the game, it's all good.

carsonjdaly That one hurts. See u ravens in steel city soon. When we have our 2 best on the field. Good game.


Ashley_Evanick Steelers I still love you


everythingpitt
 I don't know what to think right now....we are 6-5, but we can win out...1--5 should get us in the playoffs


omgitsjen
 Good job, Dennis Dixon. You proved yourself to Steelers Nation tonight. Its not your fault that you O Coordinator is mildly idiotic.

steelergurl
 Dennis Dixon - You played a great game!!! Its ok, its ok. Shake it off.


DAVEandDAVEshow
Gotta give the Steelers credit with so many missing starters. Although no game balls for Bruce Arians, Willie Gay & Ike Taylor




BossIronhead: It's over! You played well Mr. Dixon! Go Steelers!


Also, thanks to B94, we have the newest Pittsburgh song parody, entitled "Steel State of Mind" which is hilarious, and also, what we need right now!